ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES EVER.
SHE IS, SHE IS, I EVEN IMDB'd IT.
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Disney villains do it best - They makes others bald, exchange bad parenting tips, toast to being horrible, jump through fire, and make potions under water.
YOU GUYS
The girl playing Daisy in the new Gatsby movie?
She’s Sally Sparrow.
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Pagan/Witch Survey that is going to offend you.
SecularWitch: This is a survey meant to bring up unpopular opinions about certain topics within Paganism, Witchcraft, and Occultism specifically related to Magical Traditions. So if you get offended, know that you were already prepared for that joyous feeling of offense!
SecularWitch: So tell me how you feel about…
1. THE DEPICTION OF WITCHES IN THE MEDIA OR OTHER FORMS OF EXPRESSION AS EVIL, UGLY WOMEN
Eh. Society could do without it, but I haven’t seen much of it in recent years.
2. VEGANISM AND WHETHER OR NOT IT SHOULD BE PART OF A WITCHCRAFT OR PAGAN LIFESTYLE
Eh, if that’s what makes you happy. I personally find bacon to be amazing.
3. ANIMAL SACRIFICES
Not my thing, but DAMN does is get the job done. WOO.
4. PEOPLE WHO ARE AGAINST USING ANYTHING BUT WHITE MAGIC
BORRRIINGGGGG.
5. THE SPELLING OF MAGIC (MAJICK, MAIJIZZ?)
Magic= That french word for sleight of hand who’s spelling escapes me…..
Magick= Whatever I or people akin to me do.
6. MEDITATION AS A FIX ALL FOR EVERYTHING
Nope.jpg.
7. NECROMANCY AND WHETHER ITS OKAY TO FORCE THE DEAD TO COME BACK INTO THE REALM OF THE LIVING TO DIVINE FROM THEM.
If the dead person says its cool, okay. The Witch of Endor did it, didn’t she?
8. GRAVEYARDS
The dirt is good for spells. And I say my respects every time I pass one, if I know I am passing one.
9. THE DEPICTIONS OF DEITIES IN WORKS OF FICTION/THE MEDIA
Needs more work, but then again, nobody’s perfect, right?
10. PEOPLE WHO ARE OLDER THAN 35, WHO CALL THEMSELVES YOUR ELDERS IN WITCHCRAFT AND DEMAND THAT YOU GIVE THEM RESPECT
If you have earned it, or if I have reason to give it to you, I will. Treat me with respect, And I will do the same. “Age is foolish when it forgets the wisdom of youth”-Albus Dumbledore.
11. Z BUDAPEST AND HER COMMENTS ABOUT TRANS* PEOPLE
Firewood. That is all.
12. NEGATIVE EMOTIONS AND PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER THEM TO BE BAD
Negative is a learning experience, it is beneficial!
13. PEOPLE ON TUMBLR WHO THINK THAT THE AMOUNT OF FOLLOWERS THAT THEY HAVE IS DIRECTLY PROPOTIONAL TO HOW CORRECT THEY ARE
Make my brain hurt.
14. PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT SATANISTS ARE ACTUALLY CHRISTIANS IN REVERSE
you know, a lot I have met are. And then again, a lot arn’t. But 2/3’ds of the ones I’ve met just do it for shock and to get back at mummy and daddy.
15. PEOPLE WHO CLAIM THAT THEIR GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT ANCESTOR WAS A WITCH, AND THEREFORE THAT THEY ARE MORE LEGITIMATE THAN ANYONE ELSE
No. I know people with witch ancestors. But that does NOT make you a better magiker than me, bitch.
BONUS RANT QUESTION: WHEN PEOPLE TELL YOU THAT YOU’RE NOT A REAL WITCH/PAGAN/OCCULTIST.
I ask them why. A lot. They tend to give up when I start talking and making them feel embarrassed.
